The one that sprouted the seed

Rachel is having problems with an Ethernet cable and/or her wall jack.  This is what she wrote, and mind you, she had to type this out...

2:00:20 PM Rachel: I have angered the wall jack/cat 5e gods
2:00:30 PM Rachel: I must produce a sacrifice to appease them
2:01:38 PM Rachel: I'm thinking of doing an RJ-45 cable
2:01:47 PM NameRemovedToProtectTheGuilty: hmm?
2:01:51 PM NameRemovedToProtectTheGuilty: doing?
2:02:00 PM NameRemovedToProtectTheGuilty: that's what she said?
2:03:09 PM Rachel: I hope she's not saying that
2:03:22 PM Rachel: Course, I'm a she and said it, so...
2:03:27 PM NameRemovedToProtectTheGuilty: right

More brilliance like this to come.  Stay tuned.