Sage advice

Rachel:  Feel it!  It's fuzzy!

The one that sprouted the seed

Rachel is having problems with an Ethernet cable and/or her wall jack.  This is what she wrote, and mind you, she had to type this out...

2:00:20 PM Rachel: I have angered the wall jack/cat 5e gods
2:00:30 PM Rachel: I must produce a sacrifice to appease them
2:01:38 PM Rachel: I'm thinking of doing an RJ-45 cable
2:01:47 PM NameRemovedToProtectTheGuilty: hmm?
2:01:51 PM NameRemovedToProtectTheGuilty: doing?
2:02:00 PM NameRemovedToProtectTheGuilty: that's what she said?
2:03:09 PM Rachel: I hope she's not saying that
2:03:22 PM Rachel: Course, I'm a she and said it, so...
2:03:27 PM NameRemovedToProtectTheGuilty: right

More brilliance like this to come.  Stay tuned.

Some Say...

Some say we lack conviction.  Some say we lack drive.  Some say that we are too drunk and lazy to actually do what we threaten.  All we know is if you poke the bear long enough, sooner or later they will attack you.